NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THIS PHOTO SHOOT

I had a raging case of cradle cap and the baby books all suggest a little petroleum jelly in the scalp before a brisk shampoo. Mom took advantage of having "product" in my hair to test out my Baby Maddox look-alike potential. I guess we must be hard on cash if she is planning on whether she can rent me out for fake Star magazine photo shoots in Belize. Anyway, much to Dad's chagrin, the little faux-hawk looks pretty cute on me. What do you think?